long time, no see

hello, my friend.

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         so, i'm posting this, cause i found it on a site and thought it was funny. and now it's posted here for your viewing pleasure! but while it's funny, it's also kinda pitiful what lengths people will go in dividing religion into petty little sects. so, read on fellow xangians. xangians? i dunno really. anyway...spaghetti...mmm...

         Walking across a bridge recently, I spied this fellow who looked like he was ready to jump off. So, I thought I’d try to stall him until the authorities showed up. “Don’t jump!” I said. “Why not?” he said. “Nobody loves me.”

“God loves you,” I said. “You believe in God, don’t you?”

“Yes, I believe in God,” he said.

“Good,” I said. “Are you Christian or Jewish?”

“Christian,” he said.

“Me, too!” I said. “Protestant or Catholic?”

“Neither,” he said.

“What then?” I said.

“Baptist,” he said.

“Me, too!” I said. “Independent Baptist or Southern Baptist?”

“Independent Baptist,” he said.

“Me, too!” I said. “New Evangelical/Moderate Independent Baptist or Conservative Independent Baptist?”

“Conservative Independent Baptist,” he said.

“Me, too!” I said. “Calvinistic Conservative Independent Baptist or Lose-Your-Salvation Armenian Conservative Independent Baptist?”

“Calvinistic Conservative Independent Baptist,” he said.

“Me, too!” I said. “Dispensational Premillennial Calvinistic Conservative Independent Baptist or Historical Premillennial Calvinistic Conservative Independent Baptist?”

“Dispensational Premillennial Calvinistic Conservative Independent Baptist,” he said.

“Me, too!” I said. “Against Women in Ministry Dispensational Premillennial Calvinistic Conservative Independent Baptist or For Women in Ministry Dispensational Premillennial Calvinistic Conservative Independent Baptist?”

“Against Women in Ministry Dispensational Premillennial Calvinistic Conservative Independent Baptist,” he said.

“Me, too!” I said. “Unashamed Fundamentalist Against Women in Ministry Dispensational Premillennial Calvinistic Conservative Independent Baptist or Strict Separation of Church and State Against Women in Ministry Dispensational Premillennial Calvinistic Conservative Independent Baptist?”

“Unashamed Fundamentalist Against Women in Ministry Dispensational Premillennial Calvinistic Conservative Independent Baptist,” he said.

“Me, too!” I said. “Pro-Disney Boycott Pro-Life Unashamed Fundamentalist Against Women in Ministry Dispensational Premillennial Calvinistic Conservative Independent Baptist or Anti-Disney Boycott Pro-Choice Unashamed Fundamentalist Against Women in Ministry Dispensational Premillennial Calvinistic Conservative Independent Baptist?”

“Pro-Disney Boycott Pro-Life Unashamed Fundamentalist Against Women in Ministry Dispensational Premillennial Calvinistic Conservative Independent Baptist,” he said.

“Me, too!” I said. “KJV Only Pro-Disney Boycott Pro-Life Unashamed Fundamentalist Against Women in Ministry Dispensational Premillennial Calvinistic Conservative Independent Baptist or Modern Versions Pro-Disney Boycott Pro-Life Unashamed Fundamentalist Against Women in Ministry Dispensational Premillennial Calvinistic Conservative Independent Baptist?”

“MODERN VERSIONS Pro-Disney Boycott Pro-Life Unashamed Fundamentalist Against Women in Ministry Dispensational Premillennial Calvinistic Conservative Independent Baptist” he said.

“Auugghh!!! You heretic!” I said. And I pushed him over. 

            -jonathan

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         i thought i'd update this. novel concept, eh?

         college is an interesting place - theres so many new people to meet. i like people. and you know, people like other people. it can be loads of fun.

         i want an airplane. a super-fast one; and it needs to fly into space. i'll take you to the moon with me, and it'll be fantastic.

         i'd also like to have a person who could do anything at all to just follow me around all day, or at least be nearby. that person could do things whenever i wanted, like give me a massage. make some food. sing a song with me. teach me the ukelele. you know, anything.

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WOOOOO!! I LOVE
LIFE!!

I HOPE YOU GUYS DO
TOO!!

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         well ok, i guess maybe xanga isn't dead. i'm solely updating to let everyone know very special newsworthy things.

         first item of interest: once again the frenship band made it to state. that's right. we're/they're better than you. better than everyone. i'm counting on you guys to make it to the finals this year tho. don't disappoint me.

         articulo numero dos: tonight i went and saw Rocky Horror Picture Show. i saw lots of friends beside who i went with. *edit: i also had lunch and went to the mall with sasha. it was a mind-blowing fantastical time, and she is the mother of my child: end edit* it was fantastic cause i love those people. that movie is something that everyone NEEDS to experience at least once within their life; it was great. the movie itself was weird, but the interaction with it, and all the stuff people knew to yell and do during the movie made it hilarious. i think it's in town through monday night at the $2 theater. so get your butts over there. watch it. do it. do. it.

         -jonathan